The Millionaire

I'm not a bad person
I dont drink and I dont kill
I got no evil habits
and I prob'ly never will
I don't sing like Elvis Presley
I can't dance like Fred Astaire
But there's one thing in my favour
I'M A MILLIONAIRE !

And I've got more money
than a horse has hairs
'cos my rich old uncle died
and answered all my prayers
But havin' all of this money
is gonna bring me down
if you ain't with me , honey ,
to help me spread it around .

I could get myself a nose job .
I could diet for a year .
But I'd never be Robert Redford
'cos I'm much too fond of beer .
Please don't misunderstand me
It's not love I'm tryin' to buy
It's just I've got all this here money
and I'm a pretty ugly guy  .

And I've got more money
than a horse has hairs
'cos my rich old uncle died
and answered all my prayers
But havin' all of this money
is gonna bring me down
if you ain't with me , honey ,
to help me spread it around .

I don't mind if you love me for my money
if you love me for whatever else I got .
But except for all this stuff I'm a loanin' Fort Knox
I don't think I'm doin' all that high !

And I've got more money
than a horse has hairs
'cos my rich old uncle died
and answered all my prayers
But havin' all of this money
is gonna bring me down
if you ain't with me , honey ,
to help me spread it around .