MONTEREY JACK


MONTEREY JACK WOKE UP IN HIS SHACK ON A'MONDAY'
MONTEREY JACK HAD A LITTLE BITTY SNACK OF SOME ELDERBERRY WINE
MONTEREY JACK WALKED DOWN THE TRACK
ALL THE WAY TO OL' HARLEY'S SHACK
STUCK HIS KNIFE IN OL' HARLEY'S BACK
AND THEY SAY THAT'S HOW OL' HARLEY DAVISON DIED

OL' JACK HOFF WAS GETTIN' OFF IN' A DOORWAY
OL' JACK HOFF WAS GETTIN' OFF WITH LITTLE SARA LEA
OL' JACK HOFF WAS GETTIN' OFF
WHEN HE MUMBLED STUMBLED AND STARTED TO COUGH
AND HIS VEIN WENT HARD AND HE WENT SOFT
AND THEY SAY THAT'S HOW OL' JACK HOFF O.G'D

(Spoken : You mean "O.D"
No . . . O.G
What's that man ?
That's when you O.D and say Oh Gee . . ! )

TOM McCANN WAS SITTIN' IN THE SAND BY THE OCEAN
TOM McCANN LOOKED INTO HIS HAND AND FOUND A JELLLY ROLL
TOM McCANN WAS FEELIN' GRAND
ALL THIE GIRLS WERE LICKIN HIS HAND
THEY SAY HE'S A HEEL BUT MAN OMAN
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT TOM McCANN GOT SOUL

Words & Music by Shel Silverstein

Copyright c 1973 EVIL EYE MUSIC, INC., NY