If Not You

Who's gonna water my plants ?
Who's gonna patch my pants ?
And who's gonna give me the chance
to feel brand new ?
Who's gonna iron my shirts ?
Who's gonna kiss where it hurts ?
But who needs a nman when he flirts
the way I do ? Who . . . . . if not you ?
Who . . . . . if not you ?
Who's gonna wake me on time ?
Who'll smile and say I look fine ?
And who's gonna stay on my mind
the whole day through ?
Who's gonna see that I'm fed ?
Who's gonna want me in bed ?
But who'll watch TV instead
because I do ?
Who . . . . . if not you ?
Who . . . . . if not you ?

Words & Music by Dennis Locorriere
Copyright Horse Hairs Music Inc 1976